Cameo Poop

I remember a MAD catalog for Alfred E. Neuman printed toilet paper, 9 years ago maybe. What about poop-colored toilet paper? We can call it camo-poop. Need to wipe your nose? Here, use this. Has it been used? I don't know.

Alternatively, toilet paper can come with pre-made brown swipes. The name of the game is matching your swipe with the ready-made.

How do you feel?

The people are starving for conversation - they're carnivorous.

Encountering an Old Friend

It's not so much, "What have you learned?" but, "How have you changed?"

Not The Pictured Jacket Per Se

Do you know Daffy's?

I tried on clothes in the section where a sign says, "please do not take items outside this area." This jacket there was the best I'd ever worn, like a constant hug.

Night Dream

My brother and I ended up falling off a cliff for some reason. After a little while, my brother said, "Oh, fuck." Then, I said, "Oahh, it'll probably be alright." Then we landed gently upon sidewalk pavement. Swew

Connecticut Repartee

"Stamford's got a lot of cute girls. The only problem is, they're all dating douche bags."

"You're dating all the girls in Stamford? Wow."

Cigarette Notes

Frontside
Wiki this
BZ

The Game of Wa
is like
1) The Game of Love
2) Why there are smart people with intuition & those w/o

Backside
Powerful Chaos
(vs)
Chaotic Order
= Natural
(vs)
Arbitrary

Baba Brief

A man studying medicine in the 1940s watched his nation, China, become increasingly embroiled in civil war. He could only heal so many bodies. Instead, he endeavored to heal the people's spirit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu_Shi

Baba estimates having read 90% of his writings.

Talker Listener Daydream

Craiglist Posting: Young man will listen, talk.

I will not perform sexual favors.
I will not give you professional advice.
I will not be your friend.
I will not help you.
I will not care about you.

I will listen, and I will talk. I'd love to hear whatever you have to say, and I've got a bagful of stories if you'd like to hear them. I charge $10 an hour and $5 flat fee for transportation costs.

What's in it for you?
Empathy, dialogue, a fresh perspective.

What's in it for me?
A fresh perspective, dialogue, money.

Email me a short bio and your available times.

Hope to see you soon,
Alex

Cat Dream

I unzip the thermo-mesh lunch box where my cat sleeps curled. His eyes lazily open. He looks like a cat-wrapped burrito. We're in the backseat of a car on our way to somewhere. The driver talks, but I'm not listening.

In real life, my cat is dying. Eight lbs. lost, Scabs, and stomach cancer, maybe.